Ayiiiiiiii! Gook! Gook! Gook! Lubanga tye guru!
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Gwe kafir RajabLeave our fresh mulokole alone!You will burn in some Jewish hell forever ... Moreover without the 27 virgins!
Sent from my iPhoneAbbey! Bonna bwebatyo bwe basooka. Naki mubbi; nali mwenzi; nali mulogo; etc. Batandikira mu gear ya waggulu ne bagenda nga bakka. Kati oyo muweyo emyezi mukaaga.Nagenze mu ggulu; Yesu yantumye; Yesu abaagala nnyo; etc!That's why I like this Paul Mugerwa. He's real and unpretentious. You will never read such uncatholic staff from him.On a more serious note, Richard, welcome back from Heaven; and congratulations upon your newfound life. How I wish you had taken our resident Chief Atheist along with you! The sight of his German god, Karl Marx, burning in hell, would have helped deflate and mortify his colossal Marxist ego.By the way, did you take any pictures? I would have loved to see that historical handshake with your Holy host! You must have been overwhelmed by His enormous and stupendous presence!Thanks a lot for your sympathy with the 'lost' Muslims. And it's this particular point that has persuaded me to indulge you a little bit, otherwise I would have left you to enjoy the glory of your dream in peace. When I return, I will pick up right from here.Yogaayoga, ssebo; kulika amayengo! Or shall I say, obwengula?
Sent from my iPhoneIs this some sort of a joke or what? Going to heaven and then coming back?Abbey
Sent from my iPadMy Dear FriendsHow are you all. I have been away from Uganda at Heart for a long time due to a huge turn around in my way of life. I have found it very difficult to continue with my former ways because of the new way or call it being born again into another life.Friends, I was always very passionate about politics, and I was always eager to ensure that I contribute to correcting the wrongs in this world through criticism etc. I was some what an atheist and for some wrong reasons, that was my way of thinking at that time.However,from December 2012, I started searching for God through prayer and meditation under the guidance of one of the Ugandan Anglican Reverend here in London. This man helped me to forge a relationship with God and to make peace with him. I was honest with this man that it was going to be difficult for me to form a relationship with a God who was hiding from me without any reason. I constantly prayed to God to show himself to me because I am a social scientist and I am very reliant on the Evidence Based Practice.However, as a sign of obedience, I chose to repent, believe and in the uttermost honesty inside my inner-self, I requested God to reveal himself to me and to make the things that I read in the Bible feasible.I would like to tell you that Our Father God revealed himself to me on the 18 of June 2013. I got out of my physical body and walked into heaven. I met God who is the source of light in that beautiful place. I was showed the best love and care ever. I cried and I never wanted to come back. I got to know how I used to live in heaven before I became a human being. I got to know how me and God reached an agreement for me to be born on Earth and how I chose my parents. I also got to know how God warned me about being born here on Earth and I re-assured him that I will live to his standards and that I will return to him at the end of my journey here on Earth.I saw planet Earth from heaven and I saw you guys walking and toiling to complete Earthly tasks. I saw the Earthly sun shinning on you yet in heaven Our Father God is the source of light. Light which radiates love, completion, security, knowledge, bliss, etc is the one that people in heaven enjoy. My Earthly life was played back to me live and I saw myself doing all manner of bad things. I was very embarrassed and I felt God turning away from and I panicked. I did not want to live far away from him anymore because I had discovered that he was my true and real Dad.God blamed me for doing these bad things and I told him that I have always been a mess on Earth because I did not fully know that He (God) existed yet I was facing trials and temptations. I had repented for most of my sins but there were some sins which I had forgotten. Some of them I did not even know that they were too bad but they caused God to grieve. But I was his child and he knew that I loved him but I was ignorant and blind. Because of my obedience in form of sincere repentance, meditation and prayer while on Earth God, showed me kindness just like any parent who has a child that annoys him but tries very hard to make up with him.I feel sorry for some of some of you guys who have not yet formed a son -father relationship with God through Jesus Christ. I feel sorry for my people who I saw in hell. I grieve for some of you guys who are so much attracted and feel passionate about all that is happening in this false Earthly life which is a completely false world. In the real world which is heaven, even trees talk. Even the grass can say good how are you. I am telling that this place called Earth is false and it is a trap. Do not fall in love with it. We do not belong here. We belong to Our Father God. Many of you will call me mad but I do not care. I am no longer ashamed of the gospel and of this testimony.This placed is cursed and we shouldn't give it much attention. Whatever you see in this life is a lie. Do not waste your time arguing and investing your energy in matters of this imperfect and messed up placed. We do not belong here. We came from Haven. God is our real father and we should spend all our mental energy finding out how to make up with him and then return back home to heaven at the end of our journey. I saw people coming into heaven from Earth. They all arrived in honor and victory. We do not belong here. We are not male and neither are we female. We are not black, white, or yellow. We are spirits which temporarily transformed into humans.On my first visit to heaven, I never wanted to come back to be with you on this planet. When you see Earth from heaven, it looks miserable, imperfect, messed-up, dirty and hopeless. But I was forced to descend back here on Earth because my journey was not yet over, yet out Father God is a God of covenant. Before I was born here on Earth, I and him agreed on when I should go back home and He decided to keep that agreement regardless.I have visited other heavens. I have met people like Apostle Paul, Peter, John, James etc. I have seen my relatives and friends that passed on. I have visited hell once and I met demons that work there and I also met the people who are locked up in those horrible chambers. Many of my relatives from generations and generations are in that everlasting darkness which is full of torment, humiliation, emptiness and hopelessness. They vibrate negative energy which is full of regret, yet hatred, unforgiving, bitterness, etc. The demons that work in hell look like shadows. They are cruel and insensitive. The continuous presence of negative energy is enough to make you vomit in hell. It is an evil and disgusting place. Please avoid going to that place. Once you enter that place, there will be no way out.Until now, by the Grace of my Father God, I travel in time and space and I surpass Earthly consciousness. I have traveled to different places with other God's children who have never been humans but keep roaming around the cosmos. I have seen my Earthly body lying down and other God's children playing inside it. I have seen demons in the spirit world. I have seen the demon of homosexuality, promiscuity, cannibalism, war-mongering etc. I have seen Lucifer and he has attacked me on several times.I have met with God in the manifestation of the person of Christ Jesus on so many times and I do spend so many nights with him. I walk with the holy spirits all the time and I fellowship with it all the time. I now serve the very Jesus that I used to blaspheme and ridicule. I apologize to all Christians for my former life. I have apologized to God so many times and I do it every single day. The good thing with God is that he accepted me as his prodigal son. Dirty and messy as I am, He has forgiven me and he is cleansing me slowly by slowly. Glory be to him that was crucified on the cross because of me. Hallelujah to you Lord.
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